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So David Duchovny has just been admitted to a clinic for sexual addiction, joining a list of other male Hollywood celebrities who have admitted to a similar condition, including Michael Douglas and Russell Brand. But at least these people could presumably get sex from wherever they wanted. I mean, Duchovny’s married to the gorgeous Tea Leoni, Douglas to the beautiful Catherine Zeta Jones. What happens if you’re ugly, poor *and* have sexual addiction? Or is it something that only rich handsome men (poor them!) seem to get?...

Amser maith maith yn ôl mewn cae rygbi yn y Wyddgrug mi roedd na gig. Mi roedd yna sawl gig a bod yn onesd. Chi'n cofio'r sdeddfod? Dwi'n gwybod mod i wedi bod yn ara deg yn postio gweddill hanesion fy sdeddfod ond ma'r laptop di marw fel dwi di deud eisioes a dwi'n blogio wan yn y gwaith gan mai hwn yw o bosib y diwrnod mwya diflas erioed. Dwin gwybod nad ydwi fod ar y wê yn y gwaith ond sgin i wir ddim byd arall i'w wneud blaw darllen; a mae'n anoddach smalio neud wbath arall tra'n darllen os oes rhywun yn cerdded i mewn.Bethbynnag, teitl y blog. Ie, wel, nos Wener y sdeddfod mi oedd Fflur Dafydd a'r Barf yn chwarae ac mi ddisgynnais mewn cariad llwyr gyd Fflur Dafydd. Mi oni'n hoffi'w cherddoriaeth hi bethbynnag, nid dyna ydwi'n ei feddwl yn yr achos yma. Mi ddisgynnais mewn cariad...

Mana ambell hogyn sydd yn gallu tanio f'enaid a toddi'ng nghoesa. Ma David Tennant yn amlwg yn un. Ma Ceri anweledig yn un arall. Peidiwch a gofyn i mi pam, dydun nhw ddim o reidrwydd yn handsym iawn ond pan manw'n gwenu dwi'n eu caru nhw am byth. Dim cwestiynnau, dim meddwl ddwywaith, dim syniad pam. Dwi'n nabod un ne ddau arall a ma'n rhaid mi ddiolch i dduw nad oes gan unrhyw un ohonyn nw ddiddordeb yddof. Gin i gariad ers tair mlynedd a dwin hapus iawn diolch yn fawr. Dwin llwyddo i neud digon o betha gwirion heb gymorth sylw gan ambell berson anhygoel!!Sgwrs mana genod efo'r un attributes. Allai ddim meddwl am unrhyw un sydd yn enwog yn anffodus a dwi ddim yn siwr os ddylwn i lincio iddyn nhw yma. Tydwi ddim eisiau pobl yn trio fy setio fyny a tydwi ddim eisiau'r rhai sydd ddim ar y...

Mi oedd y ty yn trafod pwnc randym eto fyth ddoe. Petai gennych afiechyd fysa'n gwneud i chi ganu fel yr ydych yn cyraedd "uchafbwynt" cyfathrach rhywiol, pa ganeuon fysa orau/waetha? Wrth sgwrs, allai ddim cofio bron dim o'r syniadau erbyn rwan, felna ma petha de. Mi oedd "Final Countdown" yn un ohonyn nhw, a thema eastenders yn un arall (yn cynnwys y drymiau ar y dechra wrth sgwrs!). Build me up buttercup? "What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?" hehe. Mana lot.Dwi wedi derbyn arwydd o'r goruchaf yn fy hybu i beidio golchi llestri. Wrth olchi llestri ddoe a bore ma, dwi wedi derbyn 4 briw ar fy nwylo. 3 wrth i wydr falu yn fy llaw, ac un arall bore ma wrth i wire-scrubber dorri mewn i fy mowdun. Dwi ddim am llnau eto! Bah.Dwi byth yn cofio, tan i mi ei weld, pa mor dda ydi...

Pun intended.Wel wir, dyna i chi olygfa. Ma hi'n wythnos RAG umca (casglu arian at achosion da) ac felly dwi wedi bod allan bob nos ers cyraedd nol. Prysur! Ond mi oedd neithiwr yn wahanol. Neithiwr, mi oedd y crol ffiaidd yn cael ei gynnal. Y syniad yw fod pawb yn mynd i siopau achosion da ac yn prynu dillad horibl. Ond na, mi oedd rhaid i ni fynd yn bellach. Mi oedd rhaid i ni fynd allan fel condoms. Ia, condoms. Lyfli de. Edrych chydig bach fel poteli plastic plant bosib? Triwch chi wisgo fyny yn well!! Ah, hwyl. Mi gawsom ambell goment clefar fel y teitl. "dim sach dim sosej, no glove no love, dim condom dim caru, dim johnnie dim john" (yr ola yn sbeshal i mi ;) ) . Pan oni ar y ffon gyda John geshi ambell un o'm ffrindiau yn dweud "phone sex"! Sa well i mi beidio son am y cról yma...

Ma'm mrawd i wedi creu edit o'r fideo gwych na o sali mali a sam tan. Mana chydig o dubious editing yna, a chydig o or-ddefnydd o effects, ond dwi dal di joio fo ddigon i roi o fama.Hwyl a...

One of the highlights of my job (because I'm rather good about it) is Search Engine Optimization. I SEO'd this site, the forum and my toplist site. When rhyswynne.co.uk gets launched, I'll probably SEO it too. It came around to bite me in the bum last night. "So how's your groin?" "Fine" "Sexual Karma Fairy been good to you?" "Wait a minute.....how do you know about that?" "Oh, I was search for a ringtone of Glyn off Big Brother, and your site came up first. "Ah right. Cool." "So.....this is a date?" Cruel fate, Sexual Karma Fairy, whatever. Why dost thou mock me? Actually, that being said, I had a fabulous time. I been having a realisation that, fuck it, I'm 22 and going on a few trips and holidays soon, so I don't really want to be tied down with a relationship. She's cool with that....

Dear Sexual Karma Fairy, First of all, I want to thank you for the joy you've brung me. Tonight, as you may know, I'm on a date. Not just any date, oh no. This date is the first one in a year I've actually want to go on. No disrespect to the nutty veggie in June, but she was a nutty veggie. For that, I'm very, very appreciative. You've filled me with an emotion I haven't felt in ages: giddy anticipation. Maybe it's just me being blinded, but I really can't see anything going wrong, short of being hit by a car. In the 7 short days I've been aware of this girl, we have got on seemingly like a house on fire. Even my percieved "worse case scenario" of - "lets be friends, we'll just see how it goes", would stil be great. Maybe it's just because my social life is a bit poo at the moment, maybe...

Bah, what's wrong with all of you? Less than a week that I posted that I was a bit down with my dating calamity, this - this - is what I've had to put up with within the last 24 hours. Logging on at 8am to blog (seriously), and being greeted with Vicky talking about Japanese porn. Fern talking about Morgan's boobs and snogs. Celeste talking about knobbing minor royalty/BBC Reality TV stars. Guy wittering on about this girl he met in real life off myspace and used the ";)" a lot. Closest that I got? A mate of mine talking about his Hypospadias* condition to me, with detail. And pictures. All in all - in my semi drunken state, I am feeling fairly left out. STOP IT YOU LOT AND JOIN MY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE! In other news, I mostly spent tonight watching the match between Liverpool and...

Yesterday I headed to the hospital, as previously mentioned. I said I was all clear. Well it's not strictly true. They wanted to give me an echography, to make sure there isn't any disease. However, that wouldn't befor another few weeks. I convinced them that I was okay, and I had changed my lifestyle so they decided not to bother. However, should it happen again, then they would insist on it. However, they seemed happy with my progress, and the fact I've changed my lifestyle from a beer drinking, work hard - play hard son of a gun to a moderately fit, eat well, exercising yet sexually dangerous individual. Yes, sexually dangerous. You see, apparently there's a bit of an epidemic going around, and we're causing it. Males, straight, 18-25, and drop dead gorgeous (such as myself) are...

Well, I suppose someone had go down this road sooner or later. Wonder if Sven's had his cards yet? You can see a larger version if you go to the link below. Don't feel obliged though, it's only a game!......

Oops Well, you know the score now. You can click on the link below to give you a clearer look at an enlarged version! Ta. http://flickr.com/photos/80505408@N00/158930313/...

Wot no Sex? Well, not really; but it got you looking And remember, if you want to see a larger, more detailed version, then you can always click on the link below! I don't see dead people you know! http://flickr.com/photos/80505408@N00/158218524/...

Willy Enhancers. They're bloody everywhere these days. For some people, they want bigger willies, longer willies, willies that can go around corners, and there is apparently a market out there, the amount of garbage I get every day. Luckily, Thunderbird blocks most of them (you should use it, as Outlook users are known to support Nazi's). However, the odd one escapes through the net, and violates my inbox. Today was such a day. Right. 1 is a given, as I think we all want that. 5 is just being arrogent amongst loose women, which I'm not sure what for. 4 can be done, providing her "dreams" are not "Make England Win The World Cup". 2 is a bit odd as it depends on "ze list" (sorry, it reminds me of that bit from Dads Army: "You will go on ze list! Vat is your name" "Don't tell him Pike!". Oh...

Quick game for those of you who won't be glued to the Cup Final today: Better than sex. Go to Google Trends Type in "sex, " Put in a noun after the comma If it has a higher hitrate than sex, post it in the comments. Currently Found: "lyrics" by Dawn. Technorati Tags:sex, google, game, webGenerated By Technorati Tag...

I’ve just watched Sex, Lies and Michael Aspel. I had no inkling whatsoever that it was a spoof programme, apart from one dodgy photograph that looked like his face had been superimposed. I even sent text messages out to my friends saying that I hoped it was a hoax! If it was done as an April Fool’s joke, it certainly got me! tags: michael+aspel, bbc Tags: Personal, sex, lies, michael aspel, bbc, hoax, joke...

The Top 10 Sexiest Movie Scenes Ever Sexual tension, spanking and kisses galore. This is the stuff of sexy movie scenes. Not my list, I'm just the messenger. I'm gutted because I thought 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner' would have been in there somewhere. Have these people no taste? The sexiest moment in film, according to a recent survey is the spanking scene in the movie "Secretary" when Lee, played by Maggie Gyllenhaal, is paddled (didn't know it was about boating??) by her boss, played by James Spader. In second place is that kiss between Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal) and Ennis (Heath Ledger) in "Brokeback Mountain." Don't shoot me I'm just the messenger! Check out the top 10 sexiest moments in film: 1. "Secretary" (2002) Lee (Maggie Gyllenhaal) being spanked by her boss (James...

We all like to think they exist. Robbie Williams sang about one. Some think they're bikers. They say we'll all end up as one. The link takes you to some really weird, ghostly apparitions - that's if you believe in all that stuff! http://www.angelsghosts.com/real_angel_pictures_pics_photos.html Some are really old - some are obvious fakes - some aren't. Some are really, really creepy....

Very interesting and amazing. The web/internet just bounds ahead. When you think you think that they think that they can't possibly come up with new stuff/ideas we are confronted with things like these.So is it better just not to think? They're probably quite easy to devise for computer whizz-kids but for the rest of us they make us feel so incompetant! What about you? www.brandnewwithtags.blog.co.uk www.desperate-celebrity.blog.co.uk...

You don't have to be a fan of THE JAM to appreciate this but it does help! Don't play it too loud because some of the words are quite rude! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1833&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&rtn=search-1833&Keywords=london%20underground...